I lost my living thing!

I just saw a sign for a "lost cat". Doesn't that sound funny? It gives me the sense the cat or dog is lost like any other object that people lose. It's like saying, "I lost my keys". How about, "I can't seem to recollect where I last put little johnny" -- "Well, try to remember where you last saw him, retrace your steps"

Outrunning a cop

Is there really any point in outrunning a cop? Cops have video cameras mounted on the dashes, taping everything constantly. Even if you manage to outrun the copper, wouldn't you still get in trouble because he has a picture of your license plate? The only situation I can think of where it would make sense to outrun a cop is if you drive past him really fast and he doesn't get a chance to see your license plate. Alternatively, if you have some kinda of mechanism to hide your license plate from the camera; either a cover or a flippable one that give a fake plate.

Here are two videos of bikers outrunning cops:





And on a bicycle as well!:



Can I trust you as a friend/girlfriend/wife?Imagine this hypothetical situation. I get into my brand new bmw m3 and get on the highway and speed past a cop at 100 mph. What ensues is a 2-hour long car chase with 3 state troopers and a helicopter. In the end, I manage to get away and ditch the car. The cops know that the car belongs to me though because of the license plate. After I ditch the car, I run to your place and I say, "Will you be my alibi? I was just in a car chase and I am wanted by the police. However, they have no way of proving that I was the one driving the car and I am going to say it was stolen. You had picked me from my place and drove me here before my bmw was stolen. I need you to lie to the police and say that I have been with you this whole time." Can I trust you to stand by me and lie to the police until I am cleared of all charges? Or will you get scared of getting in trouble and rat me out? Can I trust you?

Car, haircut, awesome costume

My car is so small and "cute" <--no homo
My new haircut
removed a picture of myself because i figured no one should know what i look like
This Cloud costume is sick as hell

Food

This is a very good description of an adventure and most of it describes my personal experiences accurately, excluding the shit about having anxiety(I can empathize with what he is saying, more specifically to when I smoke though): click here

Note: this is all hypothetically fictional

Akagi Awesome Moments

I love this evil laugh


Pure Insanity


The way Nobuyuki Fukumoto depicts Washizu's insansity is so brilliant and well done. I do not think I've ever seen a better display of insanity than this in any anime and maybe even in any movie, maybe Jack Nicholson comes close in one of his movies.

Blackberry Storm, Akagi

God I want this phone!


Akagi makes me want to learn Mahjong!!

My poem, my cat, and some more of my life

Interesting happenings in my life. A few days ago my more hit my car in our driveway. Now the passenger side of my car is scratched up and has a dent in the right where the door handle is. The dent actually makes the door difficult to lock and unlock. Isn't life nice? That same night my computer got the BSOD (Blue Screen of Death) 5 times consecutively. Lucky I was able to back everything up before reinstalling the operating system. Now everything is pretty baller. My computer is a lot faster than it was before and started fresh spurred me to do some research in order to make the settings like I want them. I now use foobar2000 as my music player. It is a lot less resource intensive that winamp, which I had used before. The reason I did not use foobar previously is that it didn't have a media library. Apparently, in the time since I last checked, they developed a library for it. It's just totally awesome now. Additionally, I now use pidgin instead of trillian as my main instant messaging client. This is the first time I have switched clients since I started using trillian my sophomore year in high school. Isn't that crazy? I had always chosen trillian because it had awesome functionality and I used to have icq, msn, aim, and yahoo ids that I chatted on. However, for the last few years, I've only been chatting on aim, if at all. I figured, why use trillian anymore. Switching to pidgin was awesome. It has the same functionality that I needed from trillian yet it uses way less resources (even less than aim). I'm actually surprised at myself for switching. The first time I came into contact with pidgin is when I met Diana, because that is what she used. I always thought it was a silly instant messaging program. I guess I finally saw the light after I had to reinstall the programs on my formatted computer. It's interesting the turns life can take and the things that come out of the bad shit that happens.

Here is a poem that I wrote last year. I'm not a very good poet and I've never really written any poety on my own accord ever before in my life (and since then I've only written one other poem for V-Day, but I don't think it's as creative). It's an amusing story about how I got inspired to write a poem. So since freshman year at my friends dorm, Ruffin, there was a poem on the wall of one of the stall. I really liked it. I'm going to try to remember it:

Does her make up in her room

Douses herself in cheap perfume

Eyeholes through a paper bag

Greatest lay I ever had

Then all of the sudden at some point last year, there appeared a second poem, right underneath that first one. I definitely cannot remember it now though. I did, however, notice a problem with that poem and that was that the syllables were inconsistent in one line, which threw off the whole flow of the poem. So that spurred a thought loop in my mind and I kept trying to think of ways to correct that syllable issue. This whole process turned into me creating a completely new poem, that I personally like a lot:

Juicy lips parted so wide,
Making sure it's all inside,
Feels so good when it goes deep,
Then roll over, fall asleep.

My cat can be really cute sometimes:

I bought some hair wax called Gatsby Moving Rubber on ebay. It is was shipped from Hong Kong, made in Japan. It is really fucking awesome, but when I tried it I realized that my haircut and hair style is completely not right for it. So I'm going to a hair salon for the first time in my life soon; my mom has cut my hair all my life. I wanna get asian style haircut and I wanna straighten my hair. Gonna see what I can do. This is one hairstyle that I like:

Packages from Honk Kong look cool:

Customs declaration:

The actual hair wax:

The situation with my great grandma is not getting any better. She is being moved to an assisted living facility. It sounds better than a nursing home because I like the idea of her being judged to be able to mostly take of herself on her own, but I'm worried if that is the right thing because she is only gonna get older, and I don't want her to have to change her life drastically again by moving to a nursing home in the future. 

I wanted to take a picture of this, but I just haven't had a chance so I'm going to write about it. We are cleaning out my great grandma's apartment, and we find some interesting things of course. Here is the back story: my mom always gives my great grandma nice soap from bath and body works for every present giving holiday. I knew all along that she didn't use all of it because I would see some lying around in her drawer. However, the extent to whic she didn't use soap for its intended purpose I could not even imagine. When cleaning out her drawers, we found at least 50+ bars of soap that were not opened. A lot of that 50 were soaps that she got as presents, however, the rest was just random soap that she bought that was not even high quality soap. It is really a funny sight to see that much unused soap piled up in front of you knowing that it was used in every single drawer in the house to make the drawers smell good. 

Nothing Specific

Did you ever wonder if blind people have dreams just like the rest of us?

Apparently, if you become blind early in life, your dreams are strictly auditory, which means that your dreams are like a normal person's, except without the images. If you become blind later in life, your dreams are limited visual to what you have experienced up until you became blind and with time even those things that you have experienced fade away. Here is a quotation from an actual blind person:

" Yes, blind people do dream. What they see in their dreams depends on how much they could ever see. If someone has been totally blind since birth, they only have auditory dreams. If someone such as I, has had a measure of sight, then that person dreams with that measure of sight. I still dream as though I can see, colors included. For people I’ve met since, their faces are just blurs or how I imagine they look. To me, someone like my mother looks forever 30."

Gym Class Heroes Concert

The concert was awesome. Way better than I expected. I love the way they interact with the audience. I touched the lead singer!

Cupid's Chokehold

Clothes Off

Cookie Jar

I never talked about my experience at The Faint concert at the Cadle's Cradle earlier this year. It was one of the most amazing concert experiences, probably due the combination of apples and The Faint being great performers and having awesome dance music. I eventually made it up to front and center of the concert. The first time I had a mosh pit experience. It was amazing feeling all the energy around me. There was no thinking, strictly feeling. This is a video I took on my phone at the front:

Right now is kind of a rough time in my life with relation to family. My great-grandmother is a pretty bad point in her life. She is 93 and was recently moved from the hospital, to rehab, and is soon being transfered to a nursing home. It's really painful and sad watching old age take its toll on a person. Literally to three months ago, my great-grandmother was doing fine, living life the same as I have seen her the past 16 years. Then all of the sudden on the way back from grocery shopping she fell. I was scared as shit when that happened. I never before had to call an ambulance for someone. After that, her condition went downhill. It is really painful watching your family members suffer and I wish I could just magically make her healthy and happy, at least happy.

On a lighter note, when cleaning out my great-grandma's apartment, we found some pretty cool things. One was a watch that belongs to at least my great-grandma's grandma. That's pretty freakin old! Here's some pictures:

The Original Me So Horny!!! AHAHA!!!!